The 2016 Presidential Election: A Poem by Michaela

'Twas the weeks before election

And all through the land

Voters are curious...

Who's next to take the stand?


Will we have our first female President?

Or will Trump be our Leader?

Voters may feel uncertain

As to whether they can trust either.


As we are bombarded with debates

And at times childish behavior,

We may wonder how the election

May cause our investment portfolios to waiver.


We urge you to remember

The markets are based on earnings.

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